Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess (that’s me – hey, it’s my fairytale) who doted over her long auburn locks with every shampoo, conditioner, and styling product that was available to her in the kingdom. She washed her hair at least every other day, sometimes every day, until her stylist-in-waiting scolded the princess for washing her hair too often.

“Try to go at least 3 days without washing” the stylist-in-waiting said. She added “it’s better for your hair”.

The princess had a dilemma. Her scalp was a bit oily, and sometimes on the third day it looked a bit, well, yucky.

The stylist-in-waiting introduced the princess to a new product that she found in a far off kingdom called “dry shampoo”. It cost the princess a small fortune to have it imported to her kingdom, but it was worth it – it helped her to avoid that 3rd day ponytail, and allowed her to leave her locks long and flowing. It weighed down her hair a bit, and by the 4th day her hair felt more like a helmut than hair, but she was happy to make that trade – it was better than oily hair.

Then one day, a new product appeared in the princess’ kingdom, a new dry shampoo by Suave Professionals. Because it was local, it was less expensive for the princess. She was eager to try the new, more affordable dry shampoo, but she had her doubts. Could anything possibly replace her over-priced, exotic imported-from-another-land dry shampoo?

It turns out, it could.

Even better, the new Suave Professionals dry shampoo didn’t turn the beautiful princess’ hair into a helmut – it was lightweight and still looked like the day she washed it, even on the third day. If the princess wasn’t so vain, she may have even admitted to using it to make it to a record-setting FIVE days (and even then only washed her hair out of a feeling of obligation, not because of the way that her hair looked). But don’t worry, the princess is too vain to admit to such things, even if they were true.

In the end, the princess rejoiced because frankly, her hair took a lot of work, and the new Suave Professionals Dry Shampoo took a major bite out of her daily prep time. She was happy, and able to spend more time with her subjects in the kingdom, and less time in front of a mirror.

Thanks to Suave Professionals Dry Shampoo, the princess and her amazing head of hair were able to live happily ever after.

The end.

Oh, and seriously, check this stuff out. It’s amazing. Even Emily Rossum is crazy for it!

Disclosure: Suave Professionals sent me the new dry shampoo, hairspray, and mousse to try out. I received no other compensation for this post – this stuff is just simply amazing. Everyone should have a bottle under the sink, ready to go.